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Items
Mysterious Goop
If eaten, you will get the "Microplastics" advancement, you will also have a 50% chance of death. A key crafting ingredient.
Electrolytes
A key crafting ingredient, it's mostly a buzzword used by processed garbage to make it sound healthy.
Baby Oil
A drop from the Diddy boss, oil up.
Lunchly
((parody))
Feastables
((parody))
Prime
((parody))
Still Water Bucket
Still water, a real world phenomenon that became a brain rot meme in urban exploring videos. If swam in, gives you a Brain Eating Ameoba.
Mobs
Diddy
80 HP
Has an enchanted Netherite sword and Baby Oil.
Potion Effects
Brain Eating Ameoba
Slowly eats your brain, causing you to die.
Kidney Failure
You can't get a kidney transplant in Minecraft, causing you to die.
Lead Poisoning
Every second, you have a small chance of getting kidney failure.
Mercury Poisoning
Every second, you have a small chance of getting kidney failure.
Crafting Recipes
Ingredients
Electrolytes
4
Electrolytes
16
Mysterious Goop
Fluids
Still Water
Influencer Products
Lunchly
Turkey Stack 'Ems
"The Pizza"
Fiesta Nachos
Prime
Tropical Punch
Blue Raspberry
Lemonade
Lemon Lime
Strawberry Watermelon
Ice Pop
Cherry Freeze
Strawberry Banana
Feastables
Milk Chocolate
Milk Crunch
Peanut Butter
Peanut Butter Crunch
Almond
Dark Chocolate
Dark Chocolate Sea Salt
Cookies & Creme
Milk Chocolate
Milk Crunch
Peanut Butter
Peanut Butter Crunch
Almond
Dark Chocolate
Dark Chocolate Sea Salt
Cookies & Creme